Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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