Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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