: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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