me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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