dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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