do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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