I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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