3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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