omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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