That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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