Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
BRING THE BAGELS
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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