LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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