I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I think my moral compass just broke
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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