I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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