Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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