it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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