exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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