We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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