its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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