i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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