Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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