it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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