Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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