I am full of burrito and curiosity
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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