I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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