We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
