i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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