It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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