Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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