If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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