Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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