Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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