dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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