idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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