he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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