i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
