you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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