If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
