Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat