we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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