Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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