My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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