im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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