he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
