I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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