I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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