No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
