Me. At least after what I've been through.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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