Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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