Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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