I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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