that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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