Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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