so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
