oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Randomize
